The Cats of Hallowed Hall text

There once were three cats proud
Who lived in a castle of old
Noble Cats we are they meowed
So Noble so Bold

Brother and Sisters were they
One Calico Two Black
Never will they stray
A unified pack

Sunny is the day, and lazy is the air
and hidden well are the cats
all that is seen is the fluffy black hair
of the one that is round and plump, even fat

Guard the Castle he does all day
Seeking out all that would invade
Most of the time though he would lay
underneath a bush within it’s shade

With him is a calico that runs the most
A lizard or butterfly she likes to hunt
and when she has caught it, she boasts
I the calico am the best, even as the runt

And within the towers so tall
is the third and final cat
the most laziest of all
she won’t even chase a rat

Below the rose bushes does he rest
eyeing a snake that does slither by
He gives it all, and his best
and pounces up in the air so high

Why do you not hunt butterflies
Said the Calico so intently
As the fat Black contains the snake he tries
I hunt only the big animals so evidently

Would you even hunt the dragon
asked the calico sarcastically
Then the fat black began braggin
Why yes I would actually

Good cause here he is now
the Calico calmly claimed
and the Fat Black tow cowed
as if he were lamed

Run for your kitty cat lives
The Fat Black proclaimed
as the Calico laughs and dives
saying Oh no he’s going to have us flammed

Then the fraidy cat opened an eye to see
and from her tower top view
she could spy all the way to the sea
and all was clear but they had not a clue

The Calico laughed and poked fun at Fat Black
as he ran to hide from the Dragon Lord
who was not there at all to attack
and when Fat Black realized, he was floored.

Fat Black began to chase Calico down
running among the garden green
but then there was a sound
Something from the tower was seen

Fat Black and Calico climbed the tower
As the King himself came out in armor
Fraidy was in the corner trying to cower
As the flag shown in Red and Or

Twas the Dragon Lord’s army, gast!
In formation so strong so bold
coming to Hallow Hall fast
to take the riches and gold

Fat Black turned to Calico and said
tis true what they say bout the dragon lord
that he eats kitties for dinner, gulp were dead
Fraidy jumping up as high as the roof board

As the seige began on Hallowed Hall
The king sent out his swordsman to match
and soon many began to fall
And Fat Black a plan he began to hatch

The battle raged on below
and Fat Black jumped out onto the ramparts
and in fear so followed Calico
Inbetween the soldier’s feet she darts

Out into the open battle they ran
Fat Black searching for the Dragon in the horde
seeing only on occasion his hand
with a massive black sword

Finally, at the bottom of the dragon’s horse
Fat Black looked up and for hallowed hall he will defend
but he was not afraid of course
as he jumped up on the horse’s hind end

Calico hissed as she too jumped up there on the horses hind
and both her and Fat black attacked
causing the Dragon lord to pay no mind
and letting our king to hack

An axe heavy and true
came down on the dragon as he took his fall
blood shot and chunks he blew
all cause of the cats of Hallow Hall!